Being a mom can be such a joyful thing. Children truly are gifts from the gods. They can also be a great drain on mental and emotional resources. Of course, having an evil streak and a mean sense of humor certainly help me get through my days. It also means that my children tend toward the bizarre. Welcome to my mommy blog, where I plan to spew any garbage about being a parent that I want. I welcome comments, but don't leave any about what a sucky parent I am or how horrified you are about things my kids say. Quite frankly, if you don't like the way I parent, don't read. My kids are crazy, but they're my kind of crazy and I love them that way. You don't have to approve. You aren't my mother.